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How to Make Your Twitter Stream Look Like Spam. Guest post by @chatterbachs

Friday, December 10th, 2010

I read this post earlier this week, and it made me laugh out loud several times. Jay and I spoke on Tuesday, and he kindly agreed to let me repost it here. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

Go, Jay!

On a regular basis I get followed by Twitter accounts that look fishy in some way. After reviewing a few thousand Twitter profiles over the years, I’ve found a few keys to making an account look like its got some ill intent behind it. So if that’s the direction you’re looking to go, here are what I hope you find to be helpful hints:

* First, give yourself a username that has 4 numbers at the end or more than one underscore. My favorites are the ones that have this pattern: “Woman’s name_in_name of place”. Be creative though. There are new heights to reach here for spam accounts. Perhaps a combination would work best for you, such as “@Cindy4462_in_SF”.

* Next, don’t download a profile photo or avatar. No, just go with the big white egg that’s standard when you first set up a Twitter account. This saves time and will be a clear indicator to potential followers that you are a spam account.

* Whatever you do, do not give yourself a bio. Giving yourself a bio starts to make it iffy as to whether you are a spam account. It’s best just to remove all doubt and leave this field alone. I repeat… if you want the Twitterverse to be sure you are a spam account, do not put any information in the bio section.

* The next step is easy enough but takes a little more time. Follow 1999 or 2000 Twitter profiles, but make sure that no more than 150 follow you back. In fact if more than 150 follow your Twitter account, it’s best to block some of these to keep this number acceptably low. Warning: if you do not, people might begin to think you’re a real person behind a legitimate account.

* Additionally, you should post no more than 8 tweets. Sure, it seems simple enough; but you will be tempted to tweet more. Resist the temptation. Tweeting more will lead to all kinds of confusion for a spam account…

* As a corollary to this, it’s best if you stick to tweets that really don’t make sense in and of themselves. Things like “Cycloramic sweep” work well. Using someone’s name in a tweet without it actually being a Twitter reply is also an excellent way to present yourself as a spam account, such as: “Intense and stubborn dogmatism, Stacy” or “Yo can you hear me now Karin” (especially when first starting an account). Some of my best students have gone on to utilize this technique with great effectiveness.

* One of those confusion-causing activities is the use of mentions. For the love of all that is evil, do not reply to a tweet or mention another Twitter profile. This is called engagement and must be avoided at all costs. You want to be a good spammer, don’t you? Well, don’t you?!

Please note: to achieve greatness in this area it’s best to put into practice all of these techniques. If you slip up in one or two areas, however, don’t get down on yourself. Most people will still recognize you as a spam account. Keep the goal in front of yourself. Review these principles as often as you need reminding. Keep practicing, and repeat this mantra to yourself on a daily basis, “Be less. Do less. Spam success.”

We are always looking for additional ways to help spam accounts achieve their goals. No, this task is never finished. Please add to the dialogue by submitting your ideas and suggestions.

Thanks, Jay. Several people, myself included, added some good suggestions. So check out the comments to the original post.

And while you’re there, subscribe to his blog and follow @Chatterbachs on Twitter.

How to Become a Proactive Networker – Guest Post by @ccooks3

Monday, October 25th, 2010

Chris Cooks is one of the best networkers I know. Most of the people I meet at events are either small business owners or active job seekers. Chris is neither. He’s one of those rare individuals who is happily employed but still networks like crazy. Since I have been focusing this month on networking for job seekers, getting a guest post from Chris was a no brainer. Take it away, Chris.

When I first began attending networking events, I found myself often asked “Why are you here?” when whoever I was speaking with learned that:

* I was not looking for a job
* I was not hiring
* I was not in business development
* I did not own a company

My answer was, “I’m growing my professional network. My strategy is to have the air bags installed before impact.”

Being currently employed as a consultant with a local government contractor, I have to accept the possibility that something such as a funding cut or losing a contract could bring about my not having coverage. Although I may be content with the projects that I’m working on, I do not have the luxury of becoming complacent. So how does one keep from becoming too comfortable? The answer does not lie so much in an active versus a passive networking approach as it does in a proactive versus a reactive networking approach.

We all network, however, we are usually reactive instead of proactive. We tend to need some catalyst to become a proactive networker: the loss of a job, graduating from school, moving to a new area or needing a new client or project. Once the objective has been achieved, then we shut down the networking machine. I have been guilty of this myself in the past. It is very easy for contentment to morph into complacency.

Regardless of the urgency your current need to network, here are some steps to enable you to develop and maintain a proactive networking strategy.

Establish your base

Take an inventory of the people you know and the industries they are in. This is your base. Do not make the mistake of omitting people who may not be employed (stay-at-home parents, students, retirees, unemployed individuals). Remember, that people know people, who know people and your goal is to broaden your network of resources.

Expand your circle

How many of the people in your base can you connect with on social media platforms such as LinkedIn, Twitter, or Facebook? As you connect, find out who they know and attempt to gain introductions either virtually, through social media platforms, or in person. If someone does not use social media tools, obtain the standard contact information (phone numbers, email). Do not be afraid to reach out to people with whom you have lost regular contact.

Attend Events and/or join groups or associations

Find a few free or inexpensive networking events to attend. Also look into joining groups or associations in the industry that interests you. Are any of the people in your base attending events or members of associations? If so, ask to tag along. Are there any Meetup groups in your area? Check out both professional and social groups, both offer opportunities for networking.

Volunteer

Volunteering is a great way to network. Whether it is with the school system, or various non-profits, volunteering can provide an opportunity to interact with a cross section of people from varied backgrounds.

Connect People

As you become a proactive networker, you will begin to meet several people networking for a variety of reasons. Keep the networking needs of those you meet in mind and whenever possible, connect people who can be of assistance to one another. Share the resources that you have developed. You will find that the more you do this, the more others will do the same for you.

Conclusion

When I attend networking events, my goal is to meet people and to establish and grow my base of contacts before I need them. As a job seeker, once you have accomplished your goal and obtained the job, do not “shut down the machine,” merely reduce the intensity and alter the focus to connecting people. Continue to do the things outlined in the steps above to be a proactive networker and have your resources already in place the next time you need them.

Thanks, Chris. That’s excellent advice. By the way, Chris also tweets from @ngagedc. If you are in the DC metro area, follow that account also and learn about great low-cost or free networking events.

Networking: When the Magic Has Died

Thursday, August 5th, 2010

A friend of mine, Jason Alba of Jibber Jobber wrote an excellent post earlier this week on when to leave a networking group. His points were so good that I asked if I could reprint it here.

Take it away, Jason:

I’m not talking about when it’s time to leave a networking event, I’m talking about permanently leaving a group you are in.

A few years ago I networked in a Yahoo Group (an excellent place to network). This group was run by someone with a beautiful smile and a seemingly helpful persona, but I had a different experience than most.

My contributions to this Yahoo Group, with a lot of job seekers, were sincere and helpful. When someone asked a question that I could (or should) answer, I spent a fair amount of time constructing a response that was encouraging and had enough meat that the person would be able to move on.

At least half of my messages never made it to the group. They were flat out rejected by the moderator, who sometimes would construct her own response that had a lot of similarities to my response.

One time, she responded saying that it was HER group, not the Jason Alba group…. by this time I was just about done having all of my free help and thoughts slapped down.

I didn’t want to leave the group for many reasons. This was a large group that was very active and I got as much value as I put into the group (and I put a lot of value into the group). I struggled with leaving for months, and finally I did.

I left the group. I left the opportunity to be known, be helpful, keep my ear to the ground on issues, and get reactions to my ideas.

I was saddened to get to that point, but something unexpected happened.

When I left the group I became liberated. I was elated. Seriously, I was so happy to be out of the control of the group owner, and not have to worry about my contributions being slapped down more than 50% of the time.

No one really knows why I left… I STILL get emails from people that were on that group, wondering where I went. I do wish I could contribute to that group… but being free has been so liberating.

I know some of you go to network events, or network online in certain groups, where you feel quite unappreciated. Perhaps what you bring to the table is undervalued and you are essentially treated poorly (perhaps even abused).

Here’s my advice: leave.

Move on.

Leave the group.

Don’t stay for the others… they’ll eventually figure it out for themselves.

There are two reasons to participate in networking:

* To Give…. of your time, ideas, encouragement, etc.
* To Get…. moral support, ideas, encouragement, etc.

If there comes a time when the management of the group, or event, thinks that you are a threat, it’s better to go somewhere else and do what you do best than to stay there.

You’ll know when it’s time… when the stress weighs on you and you wonder why they keep doing things a certain way (which is wrong) and you keep getting slapped down… it is time to move on.

There were several things I really liked in his post.

1. Networking in a Yahoo Group. Yep, a great place to network.

2. Why we network. To give and to get. He’s completely right, and if a group stops supporting either of those goals, it’s time to leave.

By the way, Jason has a superb on-line contact management system aimed at job seekers. But it can be used by anyone who needs a good contact management system designed for networkers. Check it out for yourself.